Great news for those of you who have always fantasized about dipping Heidi Klum in chocolate: her new coffee table book Rankin’s Heidilicious hit the shelves last week. Rankin’s Heidilicious by photographer Rankin shows a bunch of pictures of Heidi Klum being sexy. The description says it answers the question, “What’s Heidi really like?” I guess people ask that a lot. It’s the book you always wanted but didn’t know you always wanted. Buy it now or, you know, just look at most of the pictures here.

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There are reports this morning that Mel Gibson’s mistress Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to his bastard child. Mazel Tov! Maybe they’ll call her “Sugartits.” Radar Online says

It’s official – Mel Gibson is an Octo-Dad!

Mel’s fiancé Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to their baby. And pass out the cigars because it’s a healthy baby girl.

Congrats to the 53-year-old on those wailing newborn nights ahead of him!

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• Good job, Mel!

The Daily Mail reports that Elton John was hospitalized over the weekend with a bad case of E. coli bacterial infection and the flu. ACK! We must all refrain from making ten million raw chicken jokes.

Because Elton has the ills, he’s been forced to cancel a bunch of concerts in the UK and the United States. Hopefully, Elton will be back on stage in two weeks.

Elton’s partner David Furnish said he was out of the hospital and doing well. Elton’s rep issued this statement:

“He is recovering from a case of serious influenza with minor complications. We are confident he will be back on stage in the near future.”

Those of you who wanted to send flowers should send a balloon basket instead, because I’m sure a dozen floral shops have already moved into Elton’s house. Git well soon, Elton!

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