Former supermodel Cindy Crawford went to the cops after a creepy German model named Kayalar tried to extort $100,000 from her in exchange for pictures he had of Cindy’s 7-year-old daughter Kaia “in revealing clothing, bound to a chair and gagged.”

The photograph is said to be stolen from Crawford’s former nanny who had been dating Kayalar. The nanny claims it was taken during a game of cops and robbers.

Kayalar said he saw the picture once at her apartment, an FBI affidavit says. The nanny told him it was Crawford’s daughter and boasted, “Do you know how much this picture is worth?”

According to Kayalar, he took the photograph along with a hand-written note that said, “The babysitter went crazy & tied everyone up& they need your help! Please.” (It’s the note she would have used as part of the prank).

Initially, Kayalar claimed he was broke and asked for a reward for returning the photo. Naturally, Cindy told the cops and the they picked up Kayalar and sent him to immigration who threw him out of the country. It didn’t stop there though, Kayalar is now trying to blackmail Crawford again by threatening to sell the pictures to tabloids if $100,000 isn’t wired to his German bank account. No money has been wired and the FBI is still searching for him.

Wait. Let’s go back to the cops and robbers thing. Shouldn’t the cops be more concerned with the nanny? The description makes it sound like Kaia was bound and gagged in sexy lingerie. I mean, I’ve never played cops and robbers before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it goes. Unless it is. In which case, any sexy ladies want to play a game?

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Taylor Lautner can’t turn 18 fast enough for some ladies. The Twilight star recently revealed he’s been the target of some wholly inappropriate behavior from mature fans.

“I’ve had women in their 40s come up to me and ask if I can sign their underwear! The weirdest thing is that their daughters are with them…The moms are crazier than the daughters, going: ‘Taylor, I’m wearing your Team Taylor panties, can you sign ‘em?’ And the daughter’s in the background, going: ‘Urrghh, Mom!’”

Is it even legal to ask an underage guy to sign your underwear? Can you imagine if some old dude rolled up on Miley Cyrus and asked her to autograph his Hannah Montana underpants?

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Well, it’s kinda official: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are indeed a couple!

Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke has definitely-maybe confirmed their relationship in an interview with Time magazine. She says:

“After I cast him, I told Rob, ‘Don’t even think about having a romance with her. She’s under 18. You will be arrested.’”

When pressed about the status of their alleged love affair, Hardwick adds:

“I didn’t have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say. But in terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, ‘O.K., I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.’”

Wow! We bet K-Stew is furious about this revelation and wants to tell Catherine to “Fuck Off!”

Too bad the Twilight franchise already did!

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