Kate Moss apparently washes her hair with cocaine or something because the bitch is starting to go grey. The Daily Mail says that Kate’s hair isn’t exactly gray. Apparently, Kate added pale blue streaks to her hair. One source says:

“It is the new in thing. Kate dyed her hair blue, but it came up silvery grey on camera. She loves it and thinks it’s very fashionable.”

Gray hair is fashionable?! What will be hot next? Wrinkles and saggy cleavage? Cellulite? Crunked granny with fucked up dentures?

At the launch of her new handbag line in Paris yesterday:

Following weeks of speculation, News of the World confirms that Kate Moss is pregnant with her second child. The father being Jamie Hince. Already three months pregnant, Moss is believed to be due in August and is expected to officially announce the pregnancy soon.

Last night, a source close to the model said: “It’s true. Kate is pregnant. She’s overjoyed at the news.

“She’s past the 12-week stage so she’s telling more and more people. Her friends are delighted for her.”

Three months pregnant? That can’t be right. Just last month Kate seemed to be stumbling out of clubs drunk. Her baby is probably floating in a mixture of 50% alcohol, 50% coke right now.

Artist Marc Quinn has finished a life-sized statue of Kate Moss, made exclusively of 18kt gold, worth an estimated 18 million dollars. You read that right. 18 million. Which means you could melt it down for a shitload of cocaine. Just sayin’!

Golden beaver on golden pond: