I checked my calendar and it’s not Halloween, but as it turns out, this is what a grown woman wears for her 31st birthday. Specifically, this is Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 31st by dressing up in a tutu and fishnets and standing outside of her house until paparazzi came.

Paris Hilton has become a bit boring over the past few months. Let’s face it, the girl just doesn’t have the same appeal when she’s not dancing on tables or making a general ass of herself on the Hollywood party scene.

So it’s pretty awesome that while promoting the launch of Devassa Bem Loura Beer brand in Rio De Janeiro over the weekend, Paris proved that she’s still the same skanky trust fund mutt we remember by sampling a large portion of the product herself. She later fell over drunk and accidentally flashed her throng for the entire room to see. Some things never change. Cheers!

Usher had his car jacked while in a cell phone store in Atlanta.

More than $1 million worth of jewelry, furs and electronics—Christmas gifts, the singer said—was stolen from his SUV while it was parked near an Atlanta mall on Dec. 14, the Georgia capital’s Fox 5 News reported Monday.

According to the police report, the R&B star was patronizing a nearby AT&T store when a burgandy Chevy Impala with tinted windows pulled up next to his GMC Yukon.

A man in his early twenties got out of the Impala, broke open one of the Yukon’s doors and made off with the goods, a witness told police.

In related news, who the fuck keeps that much jewelery in their car? I mean really? Stoopid!!!