Gun to your head, which chick would you stalk/try to be at the same beach on in Hawaii this week . . . Britney Spears of Sophie Monk? I know Britney is a mess, but she still has A list clout and I think you’d get to see some funny shit. On the other hand, I heard that Sophie Monk has a thing for bloggers, so there’d be a chance that she might walk over an ask me if I’d like to be her surf board or her pogo stick.

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Britney Spears hanging out on Hawaiian beaches with her boyfriend Jason Trawick taking a vacation from . . . something. She actually looks decent. Her string bikini doesn’t even need to be reinforced with titanium anymore.

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Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this.

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