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Court documents obtained by TMZ in the bitter custody case taking place between Sharon Stone and ex-husband Phil Bronstein in regards to their son Roan Bronstein.

According to the docs, Sharon has a chronic issue of overreacting to medical situations in reference to her son. One such example is “that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor.”

Currently, Stone retains the custody of her son in which she had previously believed that she had lost.

Who are we to judge anyone else’s parenting methods? You know, I happened to be severely pigeon-toed growing up, and maybe if my parents would have shelled out for some surgery where they like cut my shins off at the knees and reattached them or some shit, I could have been spared nicknames like “Bowlegged Freak.” Maybe Sharon was just trying to spare her poor son from names like Stinky Pete and Skunk Foot.

Sharon Stone got off a boat in Cannes yesterday and flashed her…oh, I give up. I have no idea what the hell that is.

If there is every a congressional hearing about limiting the resolution of cameras, this photos will be all the evidence necessary. The photographer is still recovering at the Cannes Mental Health hospital, but is on suicide watch.

Sharon Stone has the courage to drag another poor animal on to the red carpet with her just so she can look better. She’s so proud of herself too. The woman never misses an opportunity to wear animal. Oh wait, that’s not roadkill? It’s Madonna?

As much as it pains me to say this, Madonna doesn’t look that awful. Ouch. Yes, that was painful to type. If you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an Olsen.

Sharon Stone however, is the lesbian cougar of my dreams!

Here’s Madonna, Sharon and Guy Ritchie at the Cannes premiere of “I Am Because We Are.”