Here she is: The Crackie Of The Caribbean!

Winehouse checked out of her month-long detox at the hospital and headed directly for St. Lucia where she had her first bath in fucking light years. News of the World says:

The troubled singer revealed her curves when she slipped off her bikini top for a dip in Caribbean paradise St Lucia [last week]. The Rehab star, who has battled drugs, was sporting a very healthy looking tum too.

The sea creatures are probably all cracked out from inhaling her crack dust. They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.

The Mirror says that Winehouse is in St. Lucia with friends through Christmastimes. While she’s there, Wino is going to sample the local crack, put a little sunshine on her cokey nips and probably slap a native or two… or eleventy.

I was sorta surprised that these pictures of a topless Halle Berry are from the set of Frankie and Alice. I guess Halle Berry’s career has been stinking ever since she won an Oscar so she has to fall back on showing her titties again. Good move.

Former UFC fighter Justin Levens and his wife were found shot to death yesterday in their Laguna Niguel, California, home.

Known as “The Executioner,” Levens competed in several different MMA leagues, including the IFL, WEC and UFC, with a career record of 9-8.

Levens was once defeated by Evan Tanner, whose body was discovered in the desert earlier in September.

Authorities are investigating the case as a possible murder/suicide.

This is not the kind of news you want to hear right before Christmas!

Our condolences to the familes.