The funny thing with these bang haircuts is that Suri Cruise has been rocking almost the same style for the past year. How much do you think she paid for that to be professionally done when a pair of kitchen shears would’ve done the job?

Sexy new mom Jessica Alba will be photographed by Mario Testino and directed by Jean Paul-Goude for the Club Campari themed 2009 Campari Calendar. It’s the 10th anniversary of the calendar and celebrities, by invitation only, will walk the red carpet for the celebration. The Campari Calendar is an international limited edition and considered a collectible luxury for the few that are able to get it. There’s no way I’m NOT going to win Jessica’s affection by buying large quantities of a product she’s paid to endorse.

Jessica Alba’s latest ad for Declare Yourself casts her as some weepy Hannibal Lecter type with ratty hair and she’s had some fake tears photoshopped on her face, , because crocodile tears never show up in pictures.

When we go to the polls in November, can we vote to keep Jessica Alba this way permanently?