Jan 9, 2009 in Jessica Alba | 1 Comment

The funny thing with these bang haircuts is that Suri Cruise has been rocking almost the same style for the past year. How much do you think she paid for that to be professionally done when a pair of kitchen shears would’ve done the job?

Oct 3, 2008 in Jessica Alba | 0 Comments

Jessica Alba’s latest ad for Declare Yourself casts her as some weepy Hannibal Lecter type with ratty hair and she’s had some fake tears photoshopped on her face, , because crocodile tears never show up in pictures.
When we go to the polls in November, can we vote to keep Jessica Alba this way permanently?
