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Miley Cyrus believes the time has come to pull the plug on her hit Disney show “Hannah Montana.” According to OK! Magazine

“We’re thinking this is our last season,” Cyrus said.

In response to rumors that she’s trying to distance herself from her Disney family, Cyrus says, “I’m still with my family. They always feel like home, and that’s what I love about the company. They are family.”

In case you’re wondering, that up there is the stance you take when you want to wave good-bye to your career with Disney. It also happens to be the same stance you take when you want to wave hello to a career in B-movies and soft core porn. The world is your oyster, Miley!

According to some source who’s probably just making shit up, Miley Cyrus is interested in playing the role of a promiscuous suburban girl in the upcoming movie Undiscovered Gyrl, a role that will “definitely” include nude scenes. Miley Cyrus is still 15, right? OK, I thought so. This may be the first movie in history where you’re immediately arrested after buying a ticket. From MSNBC:

Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in “Undiscovered Gyrl,” the film version of Allison Burnett’s new novel. It’s still early for casting — Burnett’s agent Richard Abate has reportedly just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers and has yet to secure a deal for the film.

However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.

In addition to a naked 15 year old, I really hope the director throws in footage of me being raped by a rabid grizzly bear. You know, so he can fully be sure that I will never ever watch this movie.

The man posing with Miley Cyrus in some of her recent MySpace pics has won’t be taking her to junior prom this year, mostly because he graduated from high school four years ago. Nine MSN says:

Miley Cyrus has been snapped cozying up to a new guy - seven years her senior! The tween superstar, already no stranger to controversy, appears in the shots [kissing one of her back up] dancers ‘Ryan.’

I’m sure 22-year olds and 15-year olds have tons in common. Like, um, MySpace… and other stuff. Like some guy once said, “The language of love needs no translation.” It’s just written in all caps acronyms and punctuated with emoticons so your hater parents can’t understand any of it.

Here’s Miley on the set of her latest music video.