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Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham 

Kim Kardashian posted this picture with a blog saying this picture of her at 14 is proof she did not get plastic surgery to improve on her assets.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

That’s pretty impressive, but I have a strange feeling Chris Hansen is frothing at the mouth right now, waiting for his chance to come to my house and ask me a few questions. Still, no way is this Kim at 14. Her head looks 14, but her body looks 24. I may have to examine this further to see if this all checks out. In the name of science.

Kim Kardashian has swallowed being called a lot of things - dummy, slut, human urinal - but one thing she won’t stomach is being called a liar. After several commenters on her website accused her lying about her waist size, Kim found a way to prove them all wrong. MSNBC says:

“I am really sick and tired of people being so mean and nasty and assume I am lying,” she wrote, adding, “JUST FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS, I WILL POST A VIDEO BLOG OF ME SHOWING YOU GUYS MY SIZE 27 JEANS LATER TONIGHT!”

True to her word, the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filmed the tags from three pairs of her favorite jeans, and in order to head off any conspiracy theories before they began, Kim squeezed into each pair of dungarees for the camera.

In Kim’s defense, I am the same height as her and I also wear size 27 jeans. But since my ass doesn’t resemble a Weeble Wobble, (they wobble but never fall down!) my daily dressing routine involves significantly less heaving and jumping up and down. Hell, with enough struggling and lube, I could probably tell people that I fit into jeans from BabyGap - but at the end of the day I’d only be lying to myself. And Jesus hates liars. Of course, Jesus also hates girls who let themselves get urinated on by black dudes on camera, so the lying stuff is really the least of Kim’s concerns.