Category: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Has New Hair »

Kim Kardashian Has New Hair

Ken Paves wigged up Kim Kardashian’s head for a spread in O Magazine and she looks good (she almost looks like Christy Turlington, who is fantastic), but we only see her face. Her ass. How is short hair gonna work with that big ass of hers? These unscrupulous photos prove nothing.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Looks Bigger »

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Looks Bigger

My god. How is that even possible? I fear we may never know. I think just to be safe, Kim needs to be put down so we can preserve her ass in formaldehyde for future scientific study.

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Kim Kardashian’s Before & After »

Kim Kardashian’s Before & After

Complex Magazine posted a pre-Photoshopped picture of Kim Kardassian on their website and Animal NY caught it before it was switched out.

These are always fucking fun. There’s a few differences I noticed right away. First, they bathed her ass in a little bleach. Then they rubbed out the vein farm and fromagerie on her thighs. After that, they sucked her in a bit and also sent her baby hairs to school for the day. While they were at it, they should’ve used the “sparkly eyes” tool to make her dead eyes (aka trying to be sexy eyes) look fucking alive.

Kim Kardashian’s Before & After