Iconic fashion doll Barbie serves as guest editor in next month’s issue of Kurv magazine, in which Kim Kardashian poses as her real-life incarnation. The photos don’t exactly scream Barbie. I’m getting a drag queen vibe more than anything.

She tweeted about the experience earlier this month, writing: “I’m shooting a Barbie themed photo shoot today with famed photographer Tony Duran! . . .These looks are crazy!”

Yes, a crazy hot mess.

Get ready to have your faith in true love unfathomably shaken — Kim Kardashian and football star Reggie Bush have gone their separate ways after two years together. According to Us Magazine

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision.”

The reality star, 28, began dating Bush, 24, in April 2007.

I love how the gut reaction is to deny cheating. Like, okay Kim. No one accused her of getting peed on by another guy. And even if she were getting peed on by another guy, is that so wrong? Either way, there’s lots of urine out there in the world, and she’s still young. So let’s everybody just cut her some slack.

Ken Paves wigged up Kim Kardashian’s head for a spread in O Magazine and she looks good (she almost looks like Christy Turlington, who is fantastic), but we only see her face. Her ass. How is short hair gonna work with that big ass of hers? These unscrupulous photos prove nothing.