Macaulay Culkin is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jackson’s 7-year-old son, thanks to the miracle of in vitro fertilization. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and Michael had to explain why there was a bowl of a young boys semen in his fridge.

TMZ and The New York Post are both reporting that DJ AM, real name Adam Goldstein, was found dead this afternoon in his NYC apartment. He was only 36.

The cops say his friends had not heard from him for a few days. When his friends went to check on him, they didn’t get any response after knocking on his door. The police were called and they knocked down the door to his apartment. Sources tell the NY Post that drug paraphernalia was found in his apartment.

It was almost a year ago when DJ AM and Travis Barker both survived a fatal plane crash in South Carolina.

This is absolutely crazy and tragic. Everyone on Twitter is saying this is like Final Destination (and the fourth movie opens today, gulp). I don’t know about that, but I do know this is all sorts of sad. The Summer of Death needs to end. Can it be Autumn already?

Rest in peace, DJ AM.

After waiting over two months for toxicology results, the L.A. County Coroner just announced the cause of Michael Jackson’s death.

The death was ruled a homicide!

And, the official cause of death was due to Acute Propofol intoxication – along with the possibly contributing Benzodiazepine effect.

Benzodiazepines are drugs used to treat anxiety and insomnia, of which Lorazepam (Ativan), Midazolam (Versed), Diazepam (Valium), Lidocaine (topical anesthetic) and Ephedrine (used to treat hypotension associated with anesthesia) were found in his system.

Per the LAPD, the complete Coroner’s report will not be released due to security measures.

The Jackson family just released a statement:

“The Jackson family again wishes to commend the actions of the Coroner, the LAPD and other law enforcement agencies, and looks forward to the day that justice can be served.”