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Rumors have been swirling all week that Britney might be pregnant with Adnan Ghalib kid, after he went around and started bragging to all the tabloids about it. Now we didn’t take much stock in that because, well, Adnan is an enormous famewhoring loser. But that was before I saw this recent photo. So… Yep! Looks like its safe to set the Doomsday Clock forward another minute or so - because Britney is smoking for two now!

FAS face won’t even describe the mutation that’s gonna come out of that rotting stinkhole she calls vagina, she might actually give birth to an actual hammerhead shark, and with terrorist affiliations no less.

Someone put this collaborating retard out of her misery already, please!

Brad Pitt appears to have shed his heart-throb good looks with a new Forrest Gump-style haircut. Brad got the cut for his new movie “The Tree of Life” which is currently shooting in Texas. It also stars Sean Penn.

Hopefully he’s getting paid a gazillion dollars for this haircut, because it’s not doing him any favors. That haircut makes him look like a poor little retarded boy… but I’m not sure… this description cracks me up for some reason. My neighbor has the same kind of haircut and he actually is a child toucher… but he delivers pizza. Not sure about his credit though.

Paris Hilton poses topless for the latest issue of 944 Magazine. I can’t tell if she’s trying to be sexy in these pictures, or really has to go to the bathroom. It’s like ” I’m Paris Hilton and I’ve got to piss like a race horse. Isn’t that hot?” It is official Paris Hilton will star in a new reality show on MTV where girls will compete to become her new best friend.Hilton said:

I”m really excited about this concept — I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends,” Hilton told In Touch. “I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience.”

“It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,”

The group of woman selected for the show will live together in a house in L.A.

Paris looks like a slutty giraffe in the pictures.