If you couldn’t tell by the title, Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are naked in the latest issue of i-D magazine. This is the Flesh and Blood issue and it says “i-D Super Mature” which I take to mean is a collection of naked, aging supermodels. It’s shot in black and white because color hadn’t been invented yet when they were born.

I’m still not sure how Twitter works or why I’m supposed to use it, but I do like the fact that it’s given women desperate for attention like Kim Kardashian a vehicle to post pictures of themselves in bikinis and other slutty outfits directly to the internet. Anyway, thanks to her magic pills, Kim is down from her playing weight of “fatty fatty boombalatty” to a healthy size 2. She tweeted on Saturday:

Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!

And that goal must have been “amateur photoshop pixel stretching.” Congratulations, Kim! You fuckin’ nailed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwhIS0oTfD8

Only days after stripping naked and going on a crazy rant on UStream, Tila Tequila has become quite the modest lady. She’s threatening to sue the site 4tube.com which posted part of a sex tape Tila said was on a laptop stolen from her two years ago. Says Tila’s lawyer Cyrus Nownejad,

“A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”

Oh, whatever. The day Tila Tequila finds shame in a leaked sex tape is the day Kirstie Alley sues a buffet for having too much food.