Entertainment Tonight is saying that 73-year-old Dennis Hopper was rushed to the hospital in NYC today. According to them, Dennis was brought in by an ambulance and was wearing an oxygen mask. One witness said they saw a lot of tubes around him. That’s all the info they have for now.

Since summer is over, I’m going to choose to believe that Dennis is perfectly fine. Maybe he just really loves the chocolate pudding there and was in the mood for some.

File this one under “No Thanks”: a Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is being shopped around on the interwebs. Oh No They Didn’t says:

According to an anonymous source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – a worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape of the couple allegedly having sex.

Based on the screen shots alone, that could be absolutely anybody or anything. It could be Jon Grosselin, it could be Kate Gosselin’s possum head, it could be Khloe Kardashian without her weave on or it could be my Uncle Ryan after getting his back waxed.

When I first saw these pictures of Mel Gibson running around with a beaver hand puppet on his hand, I just figured there was possibly a logical explanation, like that the liquor store was having a buy one get one free sale on Jim Beam. But it turns out it was in fact for a movie. I mean, really? Mel Gibson in a movie? What is it, the year 1997?