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What a sad day! Beer guru Michael Jackson, author of the first beer book I ever owned, passed away this morning. If ever there were someone for whom to raise a glass, it’d be Jackson. He died at his home in London, England after a long, quiet battle with Parkinson’s Disease.

His books, his newspaper articles and his television work have helped to introduce millions to the delights of world beer culture.

Basically, this is Amber Peach and she sucks dick on camera for money and she’s asking for your help to buy her a new pair of tits. She started the website buysapornstarboobs.com a little over a week ago:

Hi there! My name is Amber Peach and I am an adult performer. Currently, I’m on a quest to acquire breast implants. I genuinely feel they would enhance my career and increase my status (not to mention bookings!) in the porn industry. I hope that you will enjoy watching my plastic surgery journey and perhaps donate to help me reach my goal. I have been in the adult industry for almost two years now. The story of my life including my career in porn is fascinating.

She basically details her journey into buying tits on her blog. She says she met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon and she needs $5,000 more in order have her titties done. On her site she leaves an address on where you can send the dough. Strangely enough, it’s not a P.O. Box. Bitch better watch herself!

First of all, homegirl doesn’t need tits. Lipo maybe, but not tits. Second of all, I thought porn chicks made bank!

Jessica Alba look extremely sexy in these pictures, but also I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen anything better than those oiled-up legs. Well, okay, I have, but they are still really sexy.