Seven months after Heath Ledger’s untimely death, his former fiancee, Michelle Williams, is now reportedly dating director Spike Jonze, Star Magazine says in a exclusive.

Devastated by the death of her ex, Heath Ledger, last January, Michelle has been struggling to start anew for the sake of their 2-year-old daughter, Matilda. And part of this is beginning a relationship with the director, who once dated Drew Barrymore and was previously married to Sofia Coppola. “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips,” says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike’s Manhattan apartment. “There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”

Sources close to this story say that Michelle Williams is head over heels and thinks Jonze has many admirable qualities. Qualities such as “funny,” “smart,” and “not dead.” What a whore! If she were truly loyal to Heath, she would dig up his bones and masturbate with his femur every night for the rest of her life.

Miley Cyrus believes the time has come to pull the plug on her hit Disney show “Hannah Montana.” According to OK! Magazine

“We’re thinking this is our last season,” Cyrus said.

In response to rumors that she’s trying to distance herself from her Disney family, Cyrus says, “I’m still with my family. They always feel like home, and that’s what I love about the company. They are family.”

In case you’re wondering, that up there is the stance you take when you want to wave good-bye to your career with Disney. It also happens to be the same stance you take when you want to wave hello to a career in B-movies and soft core porn. The world is your oyster, Miley!

That’s Britney Spears on vacation in Cabo over the weekend. She looks like a cheeto in the sun. She was probably celebrating the end of that whole child custody drama. “No mo’ babies botherin’ me all tha time! Let’s hoof it to Mexico!”