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Adriana Lima Is Pregnant »

Adriana Lima Is Pregnant

According to a “well-placed source,” Adriana Lima is pregnant, the New York Daily News is reporting.

The Victoria’s Secret model is supposedly 3 months along following her elopement with NBA player Marko Jaric on Valentine’s Day, although a rep for Lima could not be reached for comment.

At the time of the wedding, Lima denied that she was pregnant.

Adriana also famously proclaimed in the past that she was going to remain a virgin until marriage.

Liar!

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Jodie Marsh Is A Bodybuilder Now »

Jodie Marsh Is A Bodybuilder Now

Jodie Marsh, says she has turned into a bodybuilder. Jodie tells New! Magazine that she was getting too soft and she wanted her body to match her rock hard tittays, so she hit started hitting the gym 6 times a week.

After just six months of working out, Jodie says she has gone from a size 12 to a size 6. And she isn’t stopping there! Jodie will continue to work out in hopes that she’ll be able to compete on the bodybuilder circuit, “I’ve still got loads to go. I might do a bodybuilder competition in August.”

Maybe she meant she’s going to do all the contestants in a bodybuilder competition, because I’m not convinced Jodie wants to look like Madonna’s roidy-clit.

And I know you’re probably sick with worry that one day Jodie will crush her fantastic chichis by dropping a barbel on them, but do not fret! Jodie’s titties can’t take it since I’m sure she regularly injects liquid concrete into them. She has always admired the breasts of stone statues.

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Kill it! Kill it with fire! »

 Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Tori Spelling in Palm Springs on Sunday!

If you ever wondered what Gollum might look like as a post-op transsexual in a cheap wig, wonder no more.

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