Nov 6, 2008 in CRAZY, Steve Guttenberg | 0 Comments
Steve Guttenberg, who you might remember as Mahoney from the Police Academy movies and the gay one from “Three Men and a Baby,” enjoyed an afternoon constitutional through the park sans pants while training for the New York City Marathon last month. It’s the very realization of everything that my grandma feared about the Big City — pantless Jews with blurry genitals accosting innocent passersby in the park. But the way Grandma always told it, there should have been a gang of thugs with a taste for white women wielding shanks and a couple of post-op transsexuals fornicating on a park bench. The City That Never Sleeps is also The City That Never Wears Pants, she always said! That’s why we decided in the end to have Grandma put down.
May 29, 2008 in Naomi Campbell, CRAZY | 0 Comments
Supermodel and excellent ass kicker, Naomi Campbell, was officially charged for allegedly beating and spitting at cops during an incident at Heathrow in April. Naomi was thrown off of a flight, because… well… because she’s a bitch. Cops were called and that’s when shit went down.
Naomi was charged with five offenses - three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. Basically, she was charged for being a crazy ass bitch.
Her lawyer told reporters outside the police station:
“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”
Translation: Naomi is going to kill prosecutors using her bare teeth only.
Naomi is due in court on June 20th.
These are the only Naomi Campbell pictures we ever post. And they’re with Naomi naked ( NSFW, of course):
