Paris Hilton Is Kissing A Chimp »
Oct 9, 2009 in Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton | 0 Comments

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt hit Bowlmor Lanes in Manhattan last night for the opening of the new club Carnival last night, giving the pair plenty of priceless photo ops, including a make-out session with Bentley The Chimpanzee.
You know . . . That thing is probably just ridden with diseases and parasites. I sure hope someone at least made that monkey wash its hands after it was finished touching Paris Hilton. BAZINGA! Seriously, these things basically write themselves.


