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Victoria Beckham debuted a new short hair cut reminiscent of Halle Berry’s 2002 Bond girl ‘do at the Marc Jacobs show at Fashion Week in New York yesterday. And fuck the haters, because I for one love it that short hair is back in style. She’s going to have to work on making her face the same color as the rest of her body, though, because… Yeah. That’s really noticeable, now.

Victoria Beckham is a really bad kisser, so claims ex-boyfriend Corey Haim … Wait, what the fuck? Corey Haim used to date Victoria Beckham? When did that happen? The Daily Mail says:

Victoria Beckham can’t kiss to save her life, says film has-been Corey Haim, who briefly dated the former Spice Girl before she married husband David. Haim, 36, known in the ’80s for his role in The Lost Boys, claims that Victoria gnawed on his lips and made a strange grrhh sound when they kissed. The pair met in 1995 when Victoria was at a London recording studio with her Spice Girl bandmates. They were ’soulmates’, says Haim, who claims Posh was so serious about him that she took him to her family home - where her parents warned him off visiting her bedroom at night.

“When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!” says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview.

Posh Spice has the face of a wombat, so hearing that she growls and gnaws when she kisses is probably the least surprising intimate detail of a celebrity I’ve ever heard. Still, coming from a guy who is probably somewhere listing autographed pictures of himself on ebay that he color copied himself at “Kinkos” right now is pretty embarrassing. I’m sure she would have cried like three whole fat tears about it if she hadn’t had her tear glands removed to make her face look thinner.

Victoria Beckham Is Officially The Worst Dressed Woman of 2007 according To Mr. Blackwell. Who? Oh yeah, that one guy who tells us who dressed horribly the year before. Anyway, he has decided that Mad Posh, also known as Victoria Beckham, was his official Worst Dressed Celebrity of 2007:

The fashion maven’s 48th Annual Worst Dressed Women List, released Tuesday, placed the Spice Girl at number one, a dishonor that was accompanied by this biting remark: “In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em.”

I have to say, I agree with him. Rarely have I seen a woman screw it up so badly on such a consistent basis. I could have told you that without a press conference.

Who else made the list, you ask?

Amy Winehouse, Mary-Kate Olsen, Avril Lavigne, Fergie, Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Alison Arngrim.

Mr. Black apparently had some sympathy for the down and out Britney Spears because he didn’t include her on his list this year. When asked about it, he responded:

“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”

Blackwell also released his list of Fabulous Fashion Independents, which included:

Reese Witherspoon, Beyonce, Jemima Khan, Angelina Jolie, Helen Miran, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Kate Middleton, Katherine Heigl and Cate Blanchette.