Here’s model/actress/Maxim’s Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY.

Marge Simpson of The Simpsons has finally agreed to pose for Playboy. E! broke the news yesterday that Marge will have a three-page pictorial with interview and data sheet to celebrate The Simpsons‘ 20th anniversary. This won’t be magazine naked either where Marge’s tits are covered by something stupid like coconuts. This will be full frontal. What a little whore.

Here’s Heidi Montag at the ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra‘ premiere showing off her new Playboy cover. This would be interesting to me if she actually posed naked, but from what I hear she isn’t, so once again she ‘s completely useless. And I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is the fugliest fug cover I have ever seen. Why in the world is she covered in dirt?! She looks like a Wal-Mart-brand tampon fresh out of Spencer’s shitty asshole.