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She is too much! I have to give it to her she tries the best she can…. It’s not her mistake that she was born with little brains and incapability to keep her legs closed. She can’t help that she is brainless! She shouldn’t have to read mail or be responsible for any behavior in her life! At least, in her mind. Four Days Paris!

Page Six has obtained an audiotape of Paula Abdul during a conference call with a group of publicists. During the tape Paula lays it on thick getting affecting.

Paula says on the tape, “I’ve never been treated this way and I’ve never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time!…I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on ‘American Idol.’ Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I’m being told by Howard Bragman that I’m too old and no one will ever want to do a cover… I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it. Howard Bragman (her former publicist) on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . . I don’t understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.”

Paula also goes on to talk about her medical problems including a sick called Addison malady. I Wikied and it seems to be some kind of hormonal difference. Makes logic!

Oh Paula! Save it for your reality show!

JK Rowling just got a whole lot richer. She has more money than the British royal family and God in the same time. She has decided to a $1 billion Harry Potter theme park to open in Orlando, FL in 2009. The theme park will be part of Universal Orlando.

It will be called “Wizarding World of Harry Potter.” It will feature locations featured in the book as well as rides and shops.

JK said,  “I’ve seen look incredibly exciting, and I don’t think fans of the books or films will be disappointed.” What she truly meant to say was, “All I saw was dollar signs. I have no idea what they are doing, but I’m buying an spaceship now!”

The final Harry Potter book is due out in July.