Great news for those of you who have always fantasized about dipping Heidi Klum in chocolate: her new coffee table book Rankin’s Heidilicious hit the shelves last week. Rankin’s Heidilicious by photographer Rankin shows a bunch of pictures of Heidi Klum being sexy. The description says it answers the question, “What’s Heidi really like?” I guess people ask that a lot. It’s the book you always wanted but didn’t know you always wanted. Buy it now or, you know, just look at most of the pictures here.

Here’s Heidi Klum nude in GQ Germany. For the record, Heidi didn’t seem this pale when I slept with her.

The Victoria’s Secret Angels strutted their stuff down the catwalk at a lavish show the newly-renovated Fontainebleau hotel in Miami this past weekend. There were the requisite feathers, the elaborate costuming, the diamond brassieres, and oh, yes — the boobies. Boobies, boobies, boobies.