Right now at a hospital room in the Los Angeles area, a newborn baby is desperately trying to crawl back into Nicole Richie’s vagina after hearing what she has named him. People reports that Nicole and Joel Madden welcomed a baby boy early this morning. The healthy 7lbs. 14oz. was bestowed the name Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Sparrow? Midnight? What the hell is this?

A VERY pregnant Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden hit the California beach this weekend!

Nicole’s healthy glow has nothing to do with the sun.

I just caught this, but why is Nicole Ritchie on the cover of BlackBook looking eerily similar to Lady Gaga? Or an even better question is: Why is Nicole Ritchie on the cover of BlackBook looking eerily similar to Christina Aguilera looking like Lady Gaga? But the most probing question of all is: Who the fuck still reads BlackBook?