Kristen Stewart’s new movie, Twilight, is killing at the box office, so no wonder she was on her steps celebrating her new found stardom and reflecting warmly on the people who helped her achieve her goals. No, wait, I mean she was outside smoking a peace pipe.

Oh dear God no. Tara Reid wants to start procreating with her boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Actress Tara Reid is desperate to start a family, hinting that she is trying for kids with current boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. The pair began dating after setting up Reid’s new clothing line together. And she doesn’t want to wait to settle down and start a family, telling People magazine, “I’m ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of.”

Whoa, whoa. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, Tara. You should wait and see what the CDC has to say about this first. Maybe think it through a little as well. Pregnancy is no joke. Especially when your baby is sitting in your diseased womb, arms folded, grumpy, constantly kicking your vagina and yelling, “This is bullshit!”

Did you watch Miss Aguilera’s performance at the American Music Awards last night? Was she sick? There’s just something about her voice that seemed… off.