Lady Gaga was in London over the weekend wearing this. A “silver sequenced lobster” and a see-through latex rubber dress. It’s a good thing Lady Gaga’s chicken talon matches her hair. Otherwise, this outfit would look totally stupid!

Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris.

Here’s Lady Gaga’s outfit she wore to the Grammys. Celine Dion even took a picture with her like you would with those people dressed in costume at Disneyland. OK! I get it. You’re trendy. You’re the 2010 version of Amy Winehouse. Who? Exactly.

Up top Lady Gaga and her friend are wondering why people are laughing at her. Well, evidently it’s because she’s drinking tea at the wrong time. Dumbass!