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God only knows why, but Madonna wore little more than some black Nike Shox and a bathrobe that said “Dancing Queen” on the back as she went through security at Schoenefeld airport in Berlin, Germany last night. If one of us wore this shit, airport security would tackle us to the ground, spread our cheeks and check our no-no holes for anything illegal. Wait. I’m wearing a bathrobe the next time I go to the airport.

In some seriously disturbing WTF? news, X-Files actor David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction. Another case of art imitating life? According to People Magazine

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” the actor says in a statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

With all due respect to Tea Leoni and their beautiful children, David Duchovny isn’t a sex addict! Would you say that Monet was a painting addict, or that Ghandi was a peace addict? No. Sometimes God just bestows these incredible gifts onto mankind, and to not share them with the world would be, in a word, selfish. And David Duchovny was clearly born with the gift of sexy. It isn’t simply a compulsion for him to share the reverse cowgirl with the world’s women… It is God’s will.

Jodie Marsh looked like a delicate flower freshly plucked from the Garden of Eden at the premiere of “Daylight Robbery” in London. I love that outfit! It just goes to show that a lady can never go wrong with basic black. Jodie is the epitome of style, culture, class and understated elegance - with just a touch of peek-a-boo naughtiness! She is undoubtedly the next Vogue Cover Girl.

I only have one more thing to say : UK Prostitute Jodie Marsh is the whore of all whores!