Gay fashion photographer Mike Ruiz posted some pics of boy-bander Lance Bass to his Facebook fan page… Well, I’m confused. Lance Bass has always been kind of a pretty boy, now he’s treading the line between totally doable and creepy emo guy. I’m a little torn, to say the least, considering that this is the guy from N Sync who was also on Dancing With The Stars. Well, so long self-respect, it’s been a fun ride.

Marc Jacobs hit up St. Barths last week not just to hang out with his boyfriend, but to get married. Guest of a Guest says that Lorenzo Martone and Marc were wed in a private ceremony. They’ve been engaged since March.

After the nuptials, they were treated to an exclusive private dinner hosted by Larry Gagosian which included guests Russell Simmons and his girlfriend Porschla Coleman. And if you were thinking how they could gay up the wedding some more, here’s how:

The most adorable part of their wedding? The cake toppers, which were molded to look exactly like the couple, with mini-Lorenzo in a tux, and mini-Marc wearing his signature kilt and no shirt so as to best showcase his Sponge Bob Squarepants tattoo. Also joining them on top of the cake was Jacobs’ pitbull Daisy.

You know when the gays go on vacation, they whip off their shirts, whip out the cameras and POSE POSE POSE like a 13-year-old girl on MySpace. Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone are no exception! Good luck to those two. And as a late wedding gift, I hereby declare Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone as the best gay celebrity couple to be seen at the beach together.

Here’s Marc striking bi-curious poses in St. Barts while Lorenzo snaps away. These pictures better be in Sports Illustrated: Gaysuit Edition.

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Adam Lambert’s American Music Awards performance on Sunday night was so shocking that even Glambert himself couldn’t stay on his feet.

There are some VERY mixed reviews coming in regarding Adam Lambert’s performance at the American Music Awards. People were probably so shocked they didn’t even notice when he took a tumble up the stairs and rolled up to his backup dancer. We have to say … that’s darn professional of him. It almost looks choreographed.

Adam worked overtime to make sure Middle-America covered their children’s eyes with bibles while watching his orgy extravaganza.

You know, I’m all for doing slut shit on prime time TV, but this mess was way too staged. Adam was like a hooker giving a handjob to an obese man who smells like cold brisket and algae. I mean, that kiss was as erotic as a Snuggie. It looked like a gorilla sucking food out of another gorilla’s mouth. Judge for yourself: