Lindsay Lohan had an epic meltdown recently at the Crown Bar in Los Angeles when she was expected to pay her bill. And of course she didn’t have any money, since her only job is showing up at places looking cracked out, which actually doesn’t pay as much as you’d expect.

“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.”

Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’”

Lindsay probably just figured that her delightful appearance was payment enough. Or maybe the vomit she left in one of the ladies room stalls. Eh? How many Los Angeles clubs can boast authentic Lindsay Lohan vomit on the premises? Oh, right. All of them. I guess they were fair in charging her.

In her hallucination, coked out mind, Lindsay Lohan really believes that she’s some kind of fashion designer. And she designs leggings. Leggings. That’s like an architect designing a square. So, needless to say, whoever is responsible for this banner picture and the below quote needs to be shot and killed.

Sexy Lindsay Lohan poses seductively on a stripper pole in this shot to promote her line of leggings. The Hollywood starlet goes blonde and shows off plenty of leg in a ripped pair of leggings from her 6126 range, named after Marilyn Monroe’s birth date. The label describes itself as “a lifestyle brand of feminine power and grace”.

Lohan is making all her dealers bawl by wearing this “Just Say No To Drugs” t-shirt. They shouldn’t head down to the unemployment office just yet! Lohan should say no to fake tan, and collagen, and peroxide blonde, and acting as well while she’s at it. I guess Lohan celebrating Halloween early! Or maybe it’s Liar’s Day in her world.