Lindsay Lohan has been in jail for barely 12 hours and already her 90-day sentence has been reduced even further from the previous estimate of 25 days. The AP reports:

Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.
The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.

According to TMZ she’s been “polite, compliant and responsive” and hasn’t cried even at all! But more importantly, she’s having Turkey Tetrazzini for dinner tonight. If Turkey Tetrazzini is anything like Chicken Tetrazzini, then that bitch has got a new addiction.

Lindsay Lohans mugshot and booking info have finally been released, and just like in court she looks stoned off her ass. They should take her picture every day so we can gradually see her lips slowly deflate. They can use those pictures to make a keepsake flipbook! Instant bestseller!

TMZ reports that Robert Shapiro has informed Judge Marsha that he is no longer representing Lindsay Lohan. HA. We do not know why Shapiro has left the case. He said publicly he would represent Lindsay only if she agreed to jail and followed his instructions.

Lindsay Lohan Twatted this last night:

the only “bookings” that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be “booking” into Jail… eeeks

Bitch is probably “booking” herself a flight to Switzerland right now.