In her hallucination, coked out mind, Lindsay Lohan really believes that she’s some kind of fashion designer. And she designs leggings. Leggings. That’s like an architect designing a square. So, needless to say, whoever is responsible for this banner picture and the below quote needs to be shot and killed.

Sexy Lindsay Lohan poses seductively on a stripper pole in this shot to promote her line of leggings. The Hollywood starlet goes blonde and shows off plenty of leg in a ripped pair of leggings from her 6126 range, named after Marilyn Monroe’s birth date. The label describes itself as “a lifestyle brand of feminine power and grace”.

Lohan is making all her dealers bawl by wearing this “Just Say No To Drugs” t-shirt. They shouldn’t head down to the unemployment office just yet! Lohan should say no to fake tan, and collagen, and peroxide blonde, and acting as well while she’s at it. I guess Lohan celebrating Halloween early! Or maybe it’s Liar’s Day in her world.

Whenever Lindsay Lohan calls the casting directors at True Blood, they probably cackle until the connection goes out. So Lohan has been forced to audition on Twitter. Yes, it’s come to this. Lohan, who has already admitted that she’s a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter. Nice try, bitch. If the show was called True Cokeywhore, then she’d get the starring role, but unfortunately it’s not.