Halle Berry is pregnant and apparently, still continuing to forge a meaningful, longterm relationship with a boyfriend who is not you. From where I sit, it’s tough to sympathize too much, because it’s not me, either. One of Halle’s friends, who has a mouth bigger than Paris Hilton’s crotch cave, said that she conceived her first baby through in vitro fertilization and her second through artificial insemination.

The friend went on to yap, “She’s just ecstatic to be pregnant again. She wasn’t sure if she’d have another baby, so she’s very happy!”

Halle’s rep put his hand and refused to comment on this.

Something must be in the water for these supermodels! First was Alessandra Ambrosio, then Heidi Klum again, and now Karolina Kurkova has just announced she’s pregnant! Her rep told People:

“Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child. The couple have been together for a little over a year.”

There’s a lesson to be learned here fellas. And that lesson is this: I don’t care if you’re about to bang a supermodel, if Magnum condoms aren’t available at the store, don’t settle for the regular size. Because those things will tear every time and then nine months later, BAM, kid. One night of pleasure, 18 years of responsibility. This is a disaster.

Kendra Wilkinson confirmed to E! that she and her fiance Hank Baskett made a baby.

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” she just told me. “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

In other news, Kendra just pumped her fist in the air and shouted, “Woo-hoo. Guaranteed renewal for my reality show!” That Kendra sure is optimistic.