Bitch sure has an arrogant look about her, eh? Since raping Paul for his cash she has changed her appearance, trying to look more sophisticated and rich, but really she just appears to be an old ice queen.

Holly Madison has ended her relationship with Criss Angel. I think it had something to do with, you know, her being Holly Madison and him being Criss Angel.

“All she’s doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of,” said an insider. “She’s still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef.

“Then she ran into the arms of Criss Angel,” the source told Us. “But then it’s like, ‘This is not everything I thought it would be.’”

It wasn’t everything she thought it would be? What did she think it would be? He’s a magician, for chrissakes. Enough fucking said. That’s like dating a homeless person and being like: “Oh wait, so you really do sleep outside on the ground? And eat things out of the trash? Huh. No, no, that’s cool… Oh boy, look at the time! I have really got to get going.”

I used to think Katy Perry was just a run-of-the-mill attention whore, but after seeing these photos of her at a show in Manchester last night, I’m starting to reconsider. The bright red heels and blue and white polka-dotted skirt? Actual smiley faces affixed to her shoulders? I think we may be looking at full on Downs Syndrome here. I mean, what kind of non retarded person names their cat Kitty Purry, anyway? And not just any Downs Syndrome either, I mean like super retarded. Like Juliette Lewis and Corky from “Life Goes On” had a lovechild and named her Katy Perry retarded. In that case, I should probably start being nicer to her. It’s not nice to make fun of retarded people, you know.