Howard Stern managed to get the “board feed” from Beyonce’s performance on The Today Show last year. Basically, it’s her real singing voice without any mixing or editing. And not surprisingly, it’s bad. Real bad. Like, if this was a cartoon, an uptight businessman would be holding a glass of coffee and it would just shatter all over his new suit once Beyonce started singing. And then a dog with a cloud of hearts above his head would start humping her leg.

Oh look, here’s Beyoncé performing at General Motors Place, the third stop on her Sasha Fierce tour. I still think the whole Sasha Fierce thing is dumb as hell, and I see Beyoncé is still dressing like a complete silly. On the other hand, this week is so boring that there’s a fair chance I might actually die of boredom by tomorrow afternoon, and these pictures are ever so a little more interesting than looking at protesters of the G20 Summit.

Just like the Seinfeld episode where George wanted everyone to call him T-Bone Beyoncé Knowles would like to be known by a bold new name. She has that new album coming out called I am… Sasha Fierce, and apparently it somehow involves human origami, because these are the first of the promo pics and Beyoncé Knowles is looking a tad Cirque du Soleil up there. It also reminds me a little of the possessed bendy girl from The Exorcism of Emily Rose.