Aug 20, 2008 in Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston | 0 Comments
This is major. Are you ready? OK, get this: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt might actually cross paths at the Toronto Film Festival!!
Pitt, 44, is among the stars who will walk the red carpet gala at the festival for the North American premiere of his Coen Brothers’ flick Burn After Reading on Sept. 5.
Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, is scheduled to attend the Toronto fest to promote her romantic comedy Management — about a traveling art saleswoman fighting off the advances of a flaky motel manager — which is premiering Sept. 7.
Don’t you people see?! If Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt come face to face with each other, it might actually create a tear in the spacetime continuum, sucking our entire universe into a black hole and ending life as we know it. Why does everyone keep looking at me like that?! Somebody get Doc Brown on the case!
Jul 18, 2008 in Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer | 0 Comments
Since she started doing fuckey times with John Mayer, 39 year-old Jennifer Aniston has dropped nearly $20,000 a month on beauty treatments to maintain her looks. Don’t laugh! The Enquirer says:
“Her monthly regimen includes private instruction with a top yoga guru and personal training sessions. Jen pays a private chef for organic, high-protein, low-fat meals [and] goes for anti-cellulite sculpting treatments twice a month. She calls the treatments ‘necessary tune-ups.”
But all those tune-ups might not be doing the trick. Just two days before Jen flew to Amsterdam to meet Mayer, the singer was busy cheesing up some chick in a Dutch coffeehouse. According to In Touch:
On June 20, John approached a writer from Manhattan Beach and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer.’ I asked him what his relationship status was. He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all. ”
Anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments: $1,000. Thrice-weekly yoga session with top Hollywood guru: $3,000. Organic high-protein meals flown in by your personal chef: $3,500. Finding out your boyfriend cheated on you with some slut in fourteen dollars’ worth of Wet ‘n’ Wild from Walgreens: priceless. There are somethings that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s actual self-esteem.
Here’s some pictures of Jenny walking to her SUV in Los Angeles and John walking to his SUV in NYC. Thrilling.
