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Despite being friends with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Arquette spent Sunday night hanging out with Brad Pitt after running into him at a concert. Page Six reports:

Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell’s Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, “Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other.”

Before everyone goes jumping to conclusions, did it ever occur to anyone that maybe she was helping Jennifer Aniston? It’s called “recon,” dumbasses. Let’s see, did she suspiciously, say, aim her purse at his face the whole time or mayhap lean a pin on her lapel in his direction every time he spoke? They say the best gift a friend can give a friend is a little ex-husband undercover work. I’m pretty sure I learned that by watching “Friends.”

According to the paps, this is Jennifer Aniston wearing some kind of KKK/grim reaper hood while leaving her hotel in NYC today. Who knows why Jenny decided to cause a mass amount of attention to herself by trying to look like she’s hiding her face from the cameras? Her $60,000 hairstylist wasn’t able to pass a blow dryer through her mop? Or it could be something simple like homegirl just has a herp sore on her mouth. Wait. She reportedly broke up with her man because he is on twitter too much …

I swear, Jennifer Aniston must be the most annoying, grating chick on earth or her vagina has teeth, because guessed who just got dumped again? Surprise! E! reports:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits. That’s the rumor I’m hearing. A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week. “He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said. Aniston’s rep did not immediately comment. Mayer’s rep declined to comment on the singer’s personal life.

God. By now, Jennifer Aniston’s eggs must look like that sandwich you left in the fridge six months ago. You probably need an ice pick to tear them apart because they’ve all crusted together. Her biological clock must be ticking so loudly that she mistakes it for her morning alarm.