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Lohan was spotted leaving Ronson’s house this morning at 3:30. Presumably after spending the night and having angry lesbian sex.

This wasn’t the first time the two have been spotted together. In early May, Lohan tried to sneak out of Ronson’s home at 6:30 AM.

I’m not even sure what Ronson has to offer that makes Lindsay keep coming back. Money? Fame? Power? Understanding? An emotional bond? A 10 inch penis? Which is it?

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Ronson Wants Restraining Order »

Ronson Wants Restraining Order

Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was blaming the paparazzi and Ronson family members for making her boyfriend Samantha Ronson change all her locks. She kept saying this while she couldn’t get into Sam’s house. Well, it finally sunk in and now Lindsay Lohan tells E! that she and Ronson have broken up. Lindsay, still fooling herself, is calling it a “brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Ronson, however, was looking to file a restraining order against Lohan as early as Monday evening. OK! says Sam’s mother and sister were at the police department asking about TRO’s to “send a message” to Lindsay.

The Ronsons spoke openly to the officer about their situation. “She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.”

“[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.”

“She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter!”

“She got up illegally to our room,” Charlotte told the policeman. “She does these acts of public humiliation. It is all for attention… She was also got physical with Mark.”

When this restraining order gets filed, Lindsay will probably go, “It’s cool. It’s cool. Sam and I are just seeing if we’re able to have a long distance relationship. This is just a test of our love.” Meanwhile, 500 yards away, Sam will be buying a gun.

Samantha Ronson Debuts The “Hollywood Cake” »

Samantha Ronson Debuts The “Hollywood Cake”

Samantha Ronson is the latest microcelebrity to join Twitter (@jackdaniels9) and we are already becoming fans of her… Take the latest picture that she uploaded to Twitpic: a cokey cake with powdered sugar “lines” on the top because she probably wanted to show Blohan what kind of shit she’s missing out on. Who knew Samantha was so creative?