Brad Pitt reportedly arranged a clandestine meeting with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during his trip to New York late last month. The Daily Mail says:

The pair, who ended their five-year marriage in 2005, met up at a hotel in the city for an hour where Brad told Aniston about his relationship problems with Angelina Jolie.

It comes amid reports that Brad and Jennifer are in regular phone contact and – if true – their latest encounter marks their second private meeting together in the Big Apple this year.

A source [said] that Jennifer agreed to visit Brad in his suite at the Essex House hotel the day after he attended a political conference with former U.S. president Bill Clinton in New York.

If you opened up a “Secret Meeting Motel,” you would make serious coin just from Brad Pitt alone! Dude is always off having these secret meetings with Jennifer Aniston. We’ve all got news for you, Brad! Your secret meetings ain’t so fucking secret, because we’re all reading about them. Anyways . . .   does Jen get to wear a trench coat and hide behind potted plants in the hotel lobby? Because that sounds kind of hot.

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Brad Pitt looked like a pretentious asswipe when he showed up to the premiere of Inglorious Basterds in San Sebastian, Spain, in a pair of monogrammed slippers! Still, I don’t think we should just jump to conclusions without giving him a chance to explain himself. For all we know, that BP could stand for “Butt Plug.” Or “Ball-less Puss.” It is Brad Pitt we’re talking about, after all.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt managed to drag themselves away from the kids and check out the “Inglourious Basterds” premiere in Hollywood. This does not surprise me considering the moving involves Nazi killings and the French, who couldn’t beat themselves out of a wet paper bag. After all, Angelina Jolie is a such a humanitarian, this films seems like something she would definitely want to see. And speaking of see, you have got to see the rest of the photos of Angelina because Jesus Christ Angelina Jolie is still the hottest piece of ass on the planet and it’s not even close.