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This is major. Are you ready? OK, get this: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt might actually cross paths at the Toronto Film Festival!!

Pitt, 44, is among the stars who will walk the red carpet gala at the festival for the North American premiere of his Coen Brothers’ flick Burn After Reading on Sept. 5.

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, is scheduled to attend the Toronto fest to promote her romantic comedy Management — about a traveling art saleswoman fighting off the advances of a flaky motel manager — which is premiering Sept. 7.

Don’t you people see?! If Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt come face to face with each other, it might actually create a tear in the spacetime continuum, sucking our entire universe into a black hole and ending life as we know it. Why does everyone keep looking at me like that?! Somebody get Doc Brown on the case!

Roseanne Barr, who I once had a modicum of respect for, has taken to her blog in an effort, one can only assume, to gain quick entrance into VH1’s next celebreality television show, “Celebrity Asylum.” Indeed, only a couple of months after suggesting that Barack Obama is “an empty suit selling ‘hope’ in lieu of Truth” who supports “corporate racist anti worker bullshit,” she has now seen fit to go after Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in a post addressed to Jon Voight:

Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.

Point being: If you’re going to talk shit about celebrities, Roseanne, pick someone worthy of scorn, like say: Spencer and Heidi, who donate nothing but stupidity to humanity. At least Jolie and Pitt make an effort.

Something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie’s rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, “God? It’s me, Saint Angelina. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just splashed out hella money for a new home in the French Rivera. The couple paid $70 million for a 25 bedroom chateau, complete with a vineyard, a moat, and some ponies.

A source close to the deal said: ‘It’s a place called Chateau Miraval which is in a tiny village called Brignol in the Var, not far from Aix en Provence.

‘There’s a lake and a swimming pool and fountains and fields with ponies in and it’s surrounded by a huge forest so no-one will be able to take pictures of them or the kids.

‘They’ll be moving in roughly three months and living there full-time.’

‘They’re going to enrol the kids in a local French school and they already have friends there like Bono and The Edge from U2 and Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis.’

The estate is situated at an altitude of 350 meters (1150 ft.), and spans 1000 acres. The magnificent cascading stone-walled terraces have been replanted with 13 different varieties of olives.

The estate is surrounded by water with twenty fountains, aquaducts, and a stream runs through hidden tunnels and into the moat and fills the lake.

So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that’s what they are doing.