Category: Eva Longoria

Don’t Vote - 5 Friends Uncensored »

A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I’m totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren’t for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would’ve sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!

Eva Longoria = Natural Beauty »

Eva Longoria = Natural Beauty

That Daily Mail says that Eva Longoria, ” abandoned her high-maintenance look for a quiet evening out in Hollywood last night”. Meaning she ran some errands and looked like hell. I hate when girls do this. Especially famous one who trick us into thinking they’re pretty.

Eva Longoria Pregnant? »

 Eva Longoria Pregnant?

Is Eva Longoria really pregnant? Does anybody really care? The Daily Mail says:

The Desperate Housewives star stepped out in a loose-fitting purple dress in Los Angeles yesterday.She has been wearing a succession of uncharacteristically frumpy clothes in recent weeks. As such, speculation has been rife on both sides of the Atlantic that the 33-year-old could in fact be pregnant.

Ooh, there’s something you don’t see every day. A pregnant Mexican. We might want to take pictures and record this for all posterity. Who knows when something like this might happen again!