Category: David Beckham

New David Beckham Emporio Armani Underwear Ad Photo »

New David Beckham Emporio Armani Underwear Ad Photo

David Beckham will be in San Francisco tonight where he will show off several pictures from the new Emporio Armani panties campaign. I’m thinking David had a little help in the dick department. That shit looks like a dill pickle.

David Beckham Is Very Subtle »

David Beckham Is Very Subtle

Here’s David Beckham at the Lakers-Kings game in L.A.

And now hands together in prayer… ” Please dear Lord why can’t Vickie gain a few pounds? It would be so nice to stick it in something other than her 12 year old boy boney butt”

Brokeback Beckham »

Brokeback Beckham

David Beckham has no problem being worshiped by women and guys. In fact, he welcomes it, according to Page Six:

“I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon,” the LA Galaxy soccer star told BBC radio. In fact, the strapping athlete is so comfortable with his masculinity, he lets his wife dress him. “Without a doubt, Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days.”

We don’t think he’s gay because other men find him attractive. We think he’s gay because he minces, prances, wears frilly little outfits and shares makeup tips with his tranny wife. That and he’s friends with Tommy boy the Xenu-humping fag. Are you getting the picture?