David Beckham unveiled images for the new Emporio Armani fall/winter underwear campaign at Selfridges in London today. I know I’m the only ho looking at his face (I already scanned the peen area), but where are his eyes?! Face without eyes! Did Posh get so hungry that she ate his eyeballs?! Possible!

Nice to see men are being re-touched into something not even remotely human looking as well.

David Beckham took his new Rolls Royce Drophead for a spin yesterday in Beverly Hills. According to Yahoo! Autos, the 2008 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe retails for $407,000. But check this out – it only gets 11 miles to the gallon. If gas keeps going up, Beckham’s gonna be kicking himself for making such a foolish purchase. Idiot.

David Beckham will be in San Francisco tonight where he will show off several pictures from the new Emporio Armani panties campaign. I’m thinking David had a little help in the dick department. That shit looks like a dill pickle.