Most of us know that Sharon Stone, who was most recently dating a 24-year-old, is clearly insane by now. But apparently Slumdog Millionaire’s Dev Patel didn’t get the memo, because when Stone was flirting with him at the BAFTA awards this past Sunday he was flattered and not horrifically repulsed.

He says, “Sharon’s great, she’s been flirting with me all night. She was chasing me around earlier, slapping me. Sharon Stone! Can you believe it?”

A 50-year-old woman chasing around an 18-year-old and slapping him? Yes, I can believe it was Sharon Stone. In fact, if it wasn’t Sharon Stone, the only other options I can think of would be Madonna or the actual mother of an 18-year-old whose son got busted trying to buy a keg with a fake ID.

Court documents obtained by TMZ in the bitter custody case taking place between Sharon Stone and ex-husband Phil Bronstein in regards to their son Roan Bronstein.

According to the docs, Sharon has a chronic issue of overreacting to medical situations in reference to her son. One such example is “that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor.”

Currently, Stone retains the custody of her son in which she had previously believed that she had lost.

Who are we to judge anyone else’s parenting methods? You know, I happened to be severely pigeon-toed growing up, and maybe if my parents would have shelled out for some surgery where they like cut my shins off at the knees and reattached them or some shit, I could have been spared nicknames like “Bowlegged Freak.” Maybe Sharon was just trying to spare her poor son from names like Stinky Pete and Skunk Foot.

Sharon Stone got off a boat in Cannes yesterday and flashed her…oh, I give up. I have no idea what the hell that is.

If there is every a congressional hearing about limiting the resolution of cameras, this photos will be all the evidence necessary. The photographer is still recovering at the Cannes Mental Health hospital, but is on suicide watch.