My god. How is that even possible? I fear we may never know. I think just to be safe, Kim needs to be put down so we can preserve her ass in formaldehyde for future scientific study.

Complex Magazine posted a pre-Photoshopped picture of Kim Kardassian on their website and Animal NY caught it before it was switched out.

These are always fucking fun. There’s a few differences I noticed right away. First, they bathed her ass in a little bleach. Then they rubbed out the vein farm and fromagerie on her thighs. After that, they sucked her in a bit and also sent her baby hairs to school for the day. While they were at it, they should’ve used the “sparkly eyes” tool to make her dead eyes (aka trying to be sexy eyes) look fucking alive.

Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham