File this one under “No Thanks”: a Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is being shopped around on the interwebs. Oh No They Didn’t says:

According to an anonymous source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – a worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape of the couple allegedly having sex.

Based on the screen shots alone, that could be absolutely anybody or anything. It could be Jon Grosselin, it could be Kate Gosselin’s possum head, it could be Khloe Kardashian without her weave on or it could be my Uncle Ryan after getting his back waxed.

Late Night host Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up for the second time. The two split last July only to get back together a few months later. Now it looks like the relationship is over for good or until they realize no one else can stand their jokes which, by my estimate, will happen in six months.

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A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I’m totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren’t for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would’ve sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!