Category: Ellen DeGeneres

Paula Abdul Imitates Ellen on VH1 Divas »

Paula Abdul Imitates Ellen on VH1 Divas

Paula Abdul imitated and mocked Ellen DeGeneres on “VH1 Divas.” Ellen, of course, is taking over Paula Abdul’s role as judge on “American Idol” next season.

“Why you all staring at me? Can’t a girl try out a new job?” she asked innocently after boogying her way up the aisle of the Brooklyn Academy of Music.

Ooh. Take that, Ellen. I bet that totally hit beneath the belt. Although, contrary to popular belief, Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t actually so much have testicles, so once again Paul Abdul fails at life.

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Ellen DeGeneres Is Your New Paula Abdul »

      Ellen DeGeneres Is Your New Paula Abdul

Ellen DeGeneres has signed on to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol, according to People:

“DeGeneres will sit alongside Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi and offer her own unique perspective to the contestants throughout the competition,” Fox television says in a statement.
DeGeneres, 51, begins her stint after the audition rounds, which have featured a rotating group of celebrity guest judges including Shania Twain, Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Joe Jonas and Kristin Chenoweth.
“I’m going to have a day job and a night job,” DeGeneres said at her talk show taping Wedneday, assuring her audience that The Ellen DeGeneres Show will continue. “This is so exciting for me.”

I just hope that either Ellen or Ryan Gaycrest dye their hair another color, because we are going to have a bitch of a time trying to figure out who is who!

And for those of you wondering if Ellen Degeneres has any singing experience, I present this to you:

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Ellen DeGeneres Is A Cover Girl »

Ellen DeGeneres Is A Cover Girl

Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been announced as the newest face of Cover Girl cosmetics. E Online reports

The Emmy-winning daytime queen… will star in a new print and commercial ad campaign that’s rolling out in January. [DeGeneres said], “I am very, very excited about it. It’s a very cool thing, I’m honored, and the photo shoot was ‘Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, CoverGirl.’ “

Cover Girl is really trying to cover all the bases here. They’ve got Drew Barrymore for the white women, Rihanna for black women, Queen Latifah for fat women, and now Ellen DeGeneres for middle-aged lesbians.