Was there more to Madonna firing her trainer than we knew? Page Six has word of a million dollar lawsuit against Tracy Anderson, the woman credited with maintaining the Material Mom’s figure. Ex-boyfriend Glynn Barber says he invested heavily in Anderson’s fitness ventures, receiving only a “Dear John” letter in return. “She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company,” says Barber.

And that’s not all! According to the ex, jilted in 2007, Tracy’s full of lies, magic and poisonous venom. “I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical ‘Cats’ for four years…None of this turned out to be true. I wish there was some way to inform her new boyfriend that he is playing with ‘The Cobra.’ Tracy absolutely has some voodoo capability.” Guess Madonna should watch out for sharp pains and snake bites, too.

Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine. We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, Alba’s divorce party etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”

Here’s Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bloomingdales in Century City:

Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves wasted no time in whoring out exclusive first pics of their spawn, Levi to OK! for an astounding $3 million! This shit is big business! Time to make holes in the condom! OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby’s name is.

OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby’s first Christmas. He’s not even a week old.