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Jessica Alba’s $1.5 Million Richer »

Jessica Alba’s $1.5 Million Richer

Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine. We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, Alba’s divorce party etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”

Here’s Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bloomingdales in Century City:

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McConaughspawn - $3 Million Baby »

McConaughspawn - $3 Million Baby

Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves wasted no time in whoring out exclusive first pics of their spawn, Levi to OK! for an astounding $3 million! This shit is big business! Time to make holes in the condom! OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby’s name is.

OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby’s first Christmas. He’s not even a week old.

Winehouse To Get $2 Million For One Show »

Winehouse To Get $2 Million For One Show

Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich has hired Winehouse to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery. Winehouse is reportedly being paid $2 million for the show…

Why in the helly hell would you want Winehouse to sing at your party? She’s only going to show up hours late, curse out your guests, dedicate every song to her Blaaaake, fall off the stage and unintentionally expose her vagina at least once.