Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham 

Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate are reportedly fighting over whether or not to have breast enlargements. Mary-Kate doesn’t want to because she’s into that waifish look and thinks clothes look better with less cleavage. Ashley, on the other hand, wants tits. Star writes:

“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous,” says one source. “And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.

Ashley, go for it. Get yourself a nice set of double Ds and an ass implant. We’ll all play along and pretend that you filled out at 22 years-of-age, trust me. You deserve to reward yourself with a female body just for the year you’re having, since it was your sister Mary Kate and not you who killed the Joker. All you did was let Lance Armstrong ride you like a swing, which technically isn’t illegal but it is certainly disturbing. So you get the implants and your sister can use her part of the tits money to buy some paddles for the guest room.

I think The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala is my favorite of all the celebrity fashion events. All the outfits are always really fun and colorful, and there’s no pretense of having some boring awards ceremony getting in the way like at the stupid Oscars or something. Yawn. Anyway, going by this logic you know who else loves the Costume Institute Gala? That’s right, the Olsen twins! Since they don’t actually do anything but show up to dress up events anymore, this gala is pretty much the top of their existences. As you can see, Mary Kate dressed to the occasion with her best glossy gold 70’s muumuu; and Ashley used it as an excuse to show off her smoking preteen body in this slinky black number with sex-tegically placed cuts.