Paris Hilton spoke to Harper’s Bazaar recently about her fake Presidential Campaign. What? Yeah, I know. Just roll with it. At any rate, she had some friendly advice for Sarah Palin:

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.

Well, I gotta hand it to her. If anyone knows a wonk-eye will only take you so far, it’s Paris Hilton. But why stop at a bikini? Everybody knows the fast track to stardom these days is all about the sex tape. Why break the glass ceiling when you can leave a Cleveland Steamer on it?

Here’s a picture of Sarah Palin that someone Photoshopped. Photoshop is funny. Of course, it becomes somewhat less funny when you think about how often she probably fantasizes about wielding a shotgun to get people to shut up about her knocked-up teenage daughter (abstinence-only education rocks!) or her beauty parade history, or that interview she gave awhile back when she said she didn’t even know what the Vice President does every day! Also, Sarah Palin probably fantasizes about shooting the guy behind her for smoking his cigarette like a homosexual. “BANG BANG! Not on my watch, Frenchie!”