Mar 24, 2008 in Paris Hilton, RETARDED | 0 Comments
SICKENING: Paris Hilton signing Xerox copies of herself in a bikini for South African orphans. There are so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know where to begin… Paris Hilton is in South Africa and she was asked what she thought of the place. She answered, “I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
I expect nothing less from this brainless slag! My only surprise is that she actually knows what continent she’s on.
I really hope someone decapitates her while she’s there… oh wait, that won’t involve enough pain.
Mar 21, 2008 in RETARDED | 0 Comments
Tay Zonday, the baritone crooner of the insanely catchy but awful all the same, “Chocolate Rain,” took home one of 12 awards at the second annual YouTube Video Awards, beating out a video featuring a jam sessions with a carrot flute and a squash drum.
Among the other 11 winners, Chris Crocker - insane, semi-psychotic Britney Spears fan - was soundly defeated in the commentary category by Michael Buckley, offering a glimpse of what Crocker will have to endure the rest of his life (sound beatings, that is). The Obama Girl also lost out (boo!) in the political category to a video by the global organization avaaz.org, “Stop the Clash of Civilizations.” Other notable winners included “Battle of Kruger” in the eyewitness category, and “How to Solve a Rubik’s Cube” in the instructional category.
Visit YouTube to see all the winners in all categories.
Mar 21, 2008 in RETARDED, Winona Ryder | 0 Comments
The media is trying to drag Winona Ryder’s good name through the mud by once again accusing her of stealing; this time from a Hollywood CVS.
A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store. “When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.”
And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: “I don’t know how that happened.” The store employee added: “We took unpaid items back and she left the store.”
OK fine. So maybe she took some shit. But still, I’d hardly call that stealing. As far as I’m concerned, appropriating make-up from chain drug stores is every red-blooded woman’s right as an American. I know when I was 14; Lip Smackers didn’t pay for themselves. So what, I guess I’m a “criminal” now too?
PICS: Winona Ryder arriving to the Valentino Winter Show in Paris (2/28)
