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Ok, not really but she tried. Paula’s pre-taped performance of her new song, “Blah Blah Whatever” aired during the Super Bowl pre-show. It was pretty much what you would expect from Paula. She lip-synched and bounced around like a bunny on speed.

Awww…she’s my favorite pill-head.

Paula Abdul reportedly had a total breakdown in the middle of the airport. Radar Online reports that Paula completely lost it at LAX over the weekend.

A witness said, “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

Michael, Sidney, Leslieeeee!!!!! It’s almost certainly her three other personalities. She wanted to have a company meeting with them. A meeting of the “minds” if you will. The new season of American Idol kicks off next week, and don’t think for a second this season will be any different than the others: Paula Abdul will most likely continue to nod off at the judge’s table… or Michael… or Sidney… or Leslie…

She’s gone off again and this time she’s gone after Paula Abdul. Paula is an angel sent from God! Well…. angel sent from a Vicodin bottle. Here’s what that Rosie had to say on her blog:

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
so needy for love

the black hole
satan vortex
gains and drains
eventually

were we brave enuf
or stoned enuf
to allow access
to the swampy crazy part

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

an interior designer
top of her game
home maker of the stars
a hairdresser arrives

and nods
yes yes
i know her so
money wasted - time - talent

no no no
she cries
did u know u were creating for me?
she asks the insulted artist

and blah blah blah
good god
the worst of us
all

Sorry guys, but I absolutely agree. I saw that episode and Paula Abdul might be the most mentally unstable person.

She is such a crazy bitch and she’s this completely needy diva who constantly considers herself a victim in his cruel game of life…you know, where she has her hairstylist, stylist, 2 assistants, consultant, etc. following her around her mansion and doing anything she pleases. Yea, tough life.