New year, new Miley Cyrus scandal. The Organization of Chinese Americans (OCA) is not happy with a certain Miley picture circulating the internets. They released a statement late yesterday:

The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent.

“Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans,” said George Wu, executive director of OCA. “The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.” OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.”

Doesn’t the OCA know the unwritten rule that it’s not racist as long as you have a friend who belongs to the minority you’re making fun of or that one person from said minority declares that they’re not offended? Clearly, that’s the case here. Anyway, Miley can’t be racist. Some of her best friends are Asian, like, the guy who works at the Chinese restaurant she always orders from and what’s-his-name from that picture going around the web. Yea, that funny looking kid not pulling back his eyes. They’re total BFF’s.

Miley Cyrus gave the paparazzi a side boob picture while shopping in Hollywood with her sister Brandi this week. This is Armageddon, isn’t it? I’m pretty sure if I went to Disneyland right now there’s a dragon spewing blood on top of Cinderella Castle while Minnie Mouse cries over the decapitated body of Mickey Mouse.

15-year old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year old underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston made it to the house of the Lord this past Sunday in matching jeans and wifebeaters. Or as I like to call it, the typical white trash ensemble. As seen on television’s C.O.P.S and Jerry Springer! Throw in an extra-wide belt buckle and barf-stained imitation suede cowboy boots and you’ve got yourself a bonafide State of Tennessee Dress Uniform. WIC checks, generic brand cigarettes and statutory rape charges sold separately. See Wal-Mart for details.