The sneaky troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen has the right idea. Why bother getting dressed anymore? Fuck, why bother washing your hair? Life would be so much easier if we all just rolled out of bed, put on some nasty chanklas, ate a bowl of liver spots and then headed out the door.

Video footage of Mary-Kate Olsen being carried to her car and then tumbling out of the backseat after partying in L.A. Thursday night has sparked rumors that The Thinspiration will be taking another sabbatical in rehab. According to Full Disclosure

Olsen went to rehab in Utah in 2004 for an eating disorder amid rumors that she was also being treated for substance abuse. Now friends say she is out of control again.

“She refused to talk to Elle magazine about her involvement with Heath Ledger [and it] has brought the whole thing up in the press again and she has been depressed all over,” one pal tells us.

Boy, I wish I could make a living out of drinking my body weight and passing out on the street. Of course, for Mary-Kate, drinking her body weight translates to three Mojito and a White Russians if she’s retaining water, but still.

I think The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala is my favorite of all the celebrity fashion events. All the outfits are always really fun and colorful, and there’s no pretense of having some boring awards ceremony getting in the way like at the stupid Oscars or something. Yawn. Anyway, going by this logic you know who else loves the Costume Institute Gala? That’s right, the Olsen twins! Since they don’t actually do anything but show up to dress up events anymore, this gala is pretty much the top of their existences. As you can see, Mary Kate dressed to the occasion with her best glossy gold 70’s muumuu; and Ashley used it as an excuse to show off her smoking preteen body in this slinky black number with sex-tegically placed cuts.