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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s rumored wedding is gonna have to be put on hold. California voters last night narrowly passed Proposition 8, which eliminates the right of same-sex couples to marry. Lohan is holding out hope due to a loophole in the law which allows marriage “if your partner looks like she probably has a penis.”

Lindsay Lohan will be one of the millions dressing up as Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin this Halloween. According to the NY Daily News:

[Lindsay’s] costume will include the glasses, the perky red suit and ample cleavage. Even better, Lohan gal pal Sam Ronson is thinking about dressing as Sarah’s snow-machine-ridin’ hunky hubby, Todd, to complete the package.

The most predictable costume of 2008? I have to say I’m a little disappointed. That’s why I’m considering staying inside. The streets will be covered with Palins. There’s not enough drugs or booze to help me deal with that. Wait. Maybe I should go as Cindy McCain? Then I’d have a valid reason to pop Vicodin all night. That would be a hot costume.

Fresh from her Mexican lesbian vacation Lindsay Lohan shows us she still knows how to tease the boys, and some girls, by going braless in a see through tank top. Every time you see Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, an angel gets its wings. Or at least a massive boner. Amen!