“My cocaine soundtrack was The Cure. I loved all their music, but I listened to this one song on repeat while I did bags and bags of cocaine. [The lyric went] ‘Whatever I do/It’s not enough’.

“Isn’t that funny? At the time I didn’t think there was anything wrong with me until my friends came over and said, ‘Are you doing this alone?’ Um, yes. Me and my mirror.”

Lady Gaga admits to doing bags and bags of cocaine in the past.

Here’s Lady GaGa in Germany sunday.

Introducing Del Monte’s Daniel Craig Superfruit Smoothie. It’s a Daniel-as-James-Bond popsicle, and it makes me oddly sick to my stomach. Maybe I’m just not into frozen purple dudes.

Entertainment Tonight asked celebrities about the biggest letdown of the year and somehow Lisa Rinna manged to get her say in. Her whole family has had it except her, she claims.

“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house,” Lisa tells ET about her ill family. “How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms.”

“We had it before it came out. …We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine,” the actress explained to ET at the LG Rumorous Night with Heidi Klum event on Tuesday.

We had it before it came out? Is she tickling our asses? Isn’t Lisa kind of admitting that she’s the cause of it all? Everyone had except for Lisa, because she IS the swine flu. I mean, it makes sense. Her lips look like the swollen anal glands of a pot-bellied pig. Except these swollen anal glands still manage to push out caca nuggets. Yes, I do believe Lisa Rinna is the swine flu. Quarantine the bitch!