According to the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s “fairytale romance” has imploded. From the tabloid:

Brad Pitt has moved out after a furious bust-up with Angelina Jolie – and friends fear the couple is heading for an ugly legal battle that will tear their family apart! The Enquirer has also learned Brad plans to ask for custody of ALL six children if their split ends up in court, where a judge may have to work out who gets what of their $200 million fortune.

Insiders say the couple’s fairytale romance imploded when Brad, 45, confronted Angelina over not devoting enough time to him, while he’s been caring for their children – Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 4, Shiloh, 2, and 8-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

“It ended up with a big shouting match,” an insider told The Enquirer. “They may end up splitting for good, and if it comes to that, Brad is going to ask for custody of all the children,” the insider said.

This story is fake for one obvious reason: No guy on earth would want sole custody of six kids – especially if three of them aren’t even yours. What’s more likely is that a guy would actually pay his ex to keep his annoying kids as far away from him as possible. These payments would be for the children’s welfare and presumably made on a monthly basis – as a kind of “support” if you will. If only there were a legal term for that type of arrangement . . .

Although they didn’t walk away with an Oscar, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the unofficial stars of last night’s Academy Awards. Angelina wore an Elie Saab gown, and paused briefly for interviews on the red carpet before entering the auditorium. Later that night, Angelina lost out on the Best Actress awards to Kate Winslet, but that probably didn’t come as much of a surprise to anyone.

Also discovered was that Angelina Jolie is still doesn’t look too bad. It’s like every night she sucks the youth out of Jennifer Aniston.

Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally met. Kind of, sort of. Aniston presented Best Animated Feature with Jack Black while in Jolie and Brad Pitt’s direct line of sight. Gasp! Tension you could cut it with a knife.

When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, “I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don’t know why we let him out of the house.”

The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.

When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.

Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.

As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped.

See now? That wasn’t so hard now, was it? Imagine how much easier the media would have gone on them if they would have just been friendly to each other before this. And there’s nothing wrong with staying friendly with your exes. It’s supposed to be really healthy, even. I say this objectively speaking of course, because I would literally set my boyfriend’s ex on fire before I let her come near us.