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The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November’s W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe. The Daily Mail and a few others have a look at the cover of W magazine. I’m assuming the sexier ones are inside. I’ll be pretty disappointed if I took all my clothes off for this.

Angelina Jolie made her first big post-baby debut this weekend for the premiere of The Changeling, sporting two brand-new baby coordinate tattoos for Knox and Viviene. You know what else I bet that would be great for? Car keys. I’m always losing those damn things.

This is major. Are you ready? OK, get this: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt might actually cross paths at the Toronto Film Festival!!

Pitt, 44, is among the stars who will walk the red carpet gala at the festival for the North American premiere of his Coen Brothers’ flick Burn After Reading on Sept. 5.

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, is scheduled to attend the Toronto fest to promote her romantic comedy Management — about a traveling art saleswoman fighting off the advances of a flaky motel manager — which is premiering Sept. 7.

Don’t you people see?! If Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt come face to face with each other, it might actually create a tear in the spacetime continuum, sucking our entire universe into a black hole and ending life as we know it. Why does everyone keep looking at me like that?! Somebody get Doc Brown on the case!